"there’s jamie cook over there and he plays the brown guitar in the arctic monkeys and he’s from high green motherfucka"
alexander david turner x (via freshprincesofsheffield)

a masterpost of Alex Turner with girlfriends at Coachella

bambithepenguin:

Coachella 2010

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Coachella 2012

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Coachella 2014

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Titian #HolySaturday

Titian #HolySaturday

Easter Vigil tonight and Easter Mass tomorrow

Happy Easter

0pirate:

yilisatlas:

bye

she went to a better place

0pirate:

yilisatlas:

bye

she went to a better place

cumaddict72:

chekhov:

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

you need to be arrested

clubbedsoda:

“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER

teenssfromhell:

when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship

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dewgongo:

how to be a lil bitch:

  1. look like u
  2. act like u
  3. smell like u
  4. dance like u
  5. talk like u
  6. u

gnarly:

i dont get why teachers say we cant listen to music with our headphones bc it will distract us while doing the work like bitch if i can suck a dick, do my hair, file my nails, and check my myspace all at the same time i sure as hell can listen to music while doing school work

basedpidgeot:

why doesnt professor xavier use his telekinesis to move his legs

17yr:

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drake stoppin the game to see if the ladies in the crowd are being treated well