Why is abbreviation such a long word?
hey canadians brits and australians have fun at school on monday
you walk over to the chamber of secrets and whisper “i have a crush on my cousin”. the basilisk comes over to you and says “you totally misinterpreted the use of this chamber and also you’re pretty fuckin gross”
yeah. this is a robbery. but im not like most robbers. im different. the #1 rule of my robberies is for everyone to have fun and be yourselves (: also im not saying im random but give me all your squirrels xD (: haha no im just havin a little fun. whenever ur ready to give me your money, go for it :)
Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”
isnt it weird how like theres a million different species and u got put in the body of a human like u couldve been a giraffe or caterpillar but no ur a human