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adriankarl:

you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?

invisipup:

the sun doesn’t have to go to college bc it already has 28 million degrees

theyellowbrickroad:

the worst way for friendships to end is for literally nothing to go wrong, you just stop talking. they stop messaging you to see how youre doing and you get sick of being the first one to initiate conversation so you just let the friendship go and wonder how that person is doing and never hear from them again

illogicalturtles:

skittle-happy-matt:

whiteboyfriend:

happy easter here’s a chocolate version of the cross our lord was tortured and killed on

it’s a metaphor, you see
you put the killing thing between your teeth

NO

illogicalturtles:

skittle-happy-matt:

whiteboyfriend:

happy easter here’s a chocolate version of the cross our lord was tortured and killed on

it’s a metaphor, you see

you put the killing thing between your teeth

NO

candyredterezii:

I fucking LOVE earth day Im going to stick a TREE up my ASS

orange450046:

can we talk about this???

warumonzaemon:

when you try and pull out before you buss but she clench it at the last second

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lnnea:

Sometimes I English very well but sometimes no