tumblr ppl are never satisified with anything like …………. chill………. go outside and pet a dog and dont associate with whats bothering you instead of making a big hoopla about it……… literally just chill
at john mulaney's show last night
- john: so pot's actually legal in two states now
- person in audience: ow!
- john: who was that
- john: are you white
- john: cause you know it's always been legal for us
THEY USED PIPPIN’S SONG FOR THE BATTLE OF THE FIVE ARMIES TEASER THIS IS TOO MUCH I CANNOT FEEL
Two men at the Communist Nudist Colony are sitting on the porch.
One turns to the other and says, “I say old boy, have you read marx?” The other says, “Yes, I believe it’s these wicker chairs.”
I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong